"Hey, Trist! Wake up, pal. She's sneaking around again with that camera trying to get cutso photos of us snoring!"
"Uh, huh! Thought so. Let's put on our best pose! Maybe there's some gals out there in blogo-space interested in two eligible bachelors like us."
"Wag that tail and smile. Way to go, Trist!""
"Shift over, Galahad. It's me they wanna see!"